Capri

Many many private yachts....a million a meter our rubbishy Ozzie tour guide said!

The ridiculously luxurious hotel grazziano or something... I got looked up and down before they would let me enter. Sumptuous white sofas and chairs, the best money can buy

This Capri look. Too much Botox surgery to hang onto the charms, when the body fails clothes maketh the man. The rich mix with the poor (the ogling tourists wanting the wealth they can never obtain, and the rich trapped in luxury looking down on the plebs?

If u haven't got enough to stay u can always get a coffee out the front. But don't expect to be let in and sit by the pool!

Millionaire shopping alley

Selfie on the 20 euro entrance beach

I just loved looking at the people on one of the exclusive beaches. Some rich daddy with a blonde beauty. Something just felt so shallow about the whole decadence of the place, so fake like this wasn't an exclusive beach. But if u wanted to just for the day you can pretend you have the exclusivity the money that you see all around you on the yachts.... Our hilariously rubbish Ozzie tour guide told us Mariah Carey and whoever were there recently but they have their own yachts at this time of year... I just felt on the boat tour was like going through Hollywood hills. 

The hoards of Ageing tourists who go to see the wealth and the Iskabd of course, it's pretty steep tho so u need a defeibator just incase!

All my criticisms of the wealth and decadence and the desiring more than you have instead of just bein content , it's a beautiful island with amazing cliff top views...

You can see why Tiberius 49ad but his retirement hoMe here! His past time included throwing people off the cliffs with Emperor Caligula! (They found human remains on the sea floor) Have little boys nibble between his legs in the pool, wild orgies with prostitues waiting at will....and just other general depravity and cruelty, basically he was a cunt.

View from Tiberius castle across the Mediterranean , Villa Jarvis. Ambrovich (another Roman) bought a villa worth 23 million next to or on the remains of Tiberius the tyrants castle.

Sam on the pay beach restaurant. He loved the beach (we didn't pay to go in and tried to open our bottle of prosecco in the restaurant didn't get away with)

We drank the prosecco on the way back from the beach, well the run up some crazy steep cliffs, to get the boat on time. Just made it! 

We were so pissed on the boat after several proseccos then we opened the bottle I'd had all day, but it was fun chatting shit to the ozzies taking piss out of Australian guide :)