Monday, 19 September 2016

Capri boat tour

The boat tour


Top right behind window our awesome host, or whatever ! Blondy, Miss Noosa! We were smashed and an embarrassment to our nation, fun tho..







I don't eve. Remember what we were doing it where?

The secret room - Naples Archaelogical

This room was hidden from view of the public when the treasures of Pompeii were unearthed. The archaeologists at the time were shocked by what they found, being 19th century Victorians, I believe it shows just how the Romans were no different than us in our desires.


Looks like male on male sex? Apparently the rich Romans had many slaves that they could do what they wanted with at will.

Giant phallices. Representing the masculinity of the Romans? 

The first time I ever seen a sculpture in Italy with its genitalia still attached


Above and below were the most hidden treasures found at Pompeii, showing the god goat fucking a goat. It would have looked very satanic and pagan to any Christian archaeologist digging this up.

The goats head is tilted slightly to the right gazing into the gods eyes!

These statues and bells were used as good luck charms for fertility. The bells were hung above the door ways of the owners and every time they entered they rang them. 




Just huge cocks on statues everywhere


These paintings and mosaics hung on brothels next to taverns to create a sexy attitude 



The women were painted white to make them more sexy and draw attention to them 


The fawn finding out the goddess hermaphrodite isn't a man the fawn runs away




Naples

The huge doors 





The graffiti 




















Amazing pizza restaurant 

The homelessness, due to economic migration I guess from Africa? Never seen so much outside of Europe as in Italy. 


Hidden scene 


Biggest coffee pot ever


Streets of Naples with Vesuvius behind the station



Street game where you had to guess where the ball was beneath the cup and bet on it

Vesuvius from the air in Naples










Sunday, 18 September 2016

Amalfi, Ravello Cimbrone Gardens

It's a beautiful drive along The Amalfi coast. Tiny little roads and sometimes slow going as there are huge coach loads of tourists holding the traffic up blocking the way. But even you get going Its Great. The views are spectacular. The way the towns are built into the cliff side, like in Positano, and the sloping fields of olives and grapes. Ravello was definitely a highlight having a glass of limoncello at sunset. 









I could get married in Ravello, the gardens of Cimbrone were fabtastically beautiful