Italian drivers

They don't indicate

No lane discipline

Cut across road when they want tot turn left

Bumper cars, some seriously smashed up cars but still they take mad risks

No traffic rules just try and cut infront of people 

I hope they aren't allowed to drive in England

Are they jus a bit more chilled out so don't mind when people cut in? Whereas in England we drive faster?

Texting driving , little kid in front seat just barges out into traffic from peteol station not even look over to ask right of way?

Roundabouts?!? Are these included in driving lessons? Have they ever had them?

No idea how to drive on motorways, just stop on side, don't signal when changing lanes 

Capri

Many many private yachts....a million a meter our rubbishy Ozzie tour guide said!

The ridiculously luxurious hotel grazziano or something... I got looked up and down before they would let me enter. Sumptuous white sofas and chairs, the best money can buy

This Capri look. Too much Botox surgery to hang onto the charms, when the body fails clothes maketh the man. The rich mix with the poor (the ogling tourists wanting the wealth they can never obtain, and the rich trapped in luxury looking down on the plebs?

If u haven't got enough to stay u can always get a coffee out the front. But don't expect to be let in and sit by the pool!

Millionaire shopping alley

Selfie on the 20 euro entrance beach

I just loved looking at the people on one of the exclusive beaches. Some rich daddy with a blonde beauty. Something just felt so shallow about the whole decadence of the place, so fake like this wasn't an exclusive beach. But if u wanted to just for the day you can pretend you have the exclusivity the money that you see all around you on the yachts.... Our hilariously rubbish Ozzie tour guide told us Mariah Carey and whoever were there recently but they have their own yachts at this time of year... I just felt on the boat tour was like going through Hollywood hills. 

The hoards of Ageing tourists who go to see the wealth and the Iskabd of course, it's pretty steep tho so u need a defeibator just incase!

All my criticisms of the wealth and decadence and the desiring more than you have instead of just bein content , it's a beautiful island with amazing cliff top views...

You can see why Tiberius 49ad but his retirement hoMe here! His past time included throwing people off the cliffs with Emperor Caligula! (They found human remains on the sea floor) Have little boys nibble between his legs in the pool, wild orgies with prostitues waiting at will....and just other general depravity and cruelty, basically he was a cunt.

View from Tiberius castle across the Mediterranean , Villa Jarvis. Ambrovich (another Roman) bought a villa worth 23 million next to or on the remains of Tiberius the tyrants castle.

Sam on the pay beach restaurant. He loved the beach (we didn't pay to go in and tried to open our bottle of prosecco in the restaurant didn't get away with)

We drank the prosecco on the way back from the beach, well the run up some crazy steep cliffs, to get the boat on time. Just made it! 

We were so pissed on the boat after several proseccos then we opened the bottle I'd had all day, but it was fun chatting shit to the ozzies taking piss out of Australian guide :)

Capri boat tour

The boat tour

Top right behind window our awesome host, or whatever ! Blondy, Miss Noosa! We were smashed and an embarrassment to our nation, fun tho..

I don't eve. Remember what we were doing it where?

The secret room - Naples Archaelogical

This room was hidden from view of the public when the treasures of Pompeii were unearthed. The archaeologists at the time were shocked by what they found, being 19th century Victorians, I believe it shows just how the Romans were no different than us in our desires.

Looks like male on male sex? Apparently the rich Romans had many slaves that they could do what they wanted with at will.

Giant phallices. Representing the masculinity of the Romans? 

The first time I ever seen a sculpture in Italy with its genitalia still attached

Above and below were the most hidden treasures found at Pompeii, showing the god goat fucking a goat. It would have looked very satanic and pagan to any Christian archaeologist digging this up.

The goats head is tilted slightly to the right gazing into the gods eyes!

These statues and bells were used as good luck charms for fertility. The bells were hung above the door ways of the owners and every time they entered they rang them. 

Just huge cocks on statues everywhere

These paintings and mosaics hung on brothels next to taverns to create a sexy attitude 

The women were painted white to make them more sexy and draw attention to them 

The fawn finding out the goddess hermaphrodite isn't a man the fawn runs away